There is a war that has been brewing
between small towns for several years. The war is over a ball of string -
namely, who has the largest ball of string in the world. In 1950, Francis
Johnson from Darwin, Minnesota began making a ball out of twine. He spent time
adding to his ball for twenty-nine years. When he died in 1979, he had
constructed what was believed to be the world's largest string ball, weighing
over 18,000 lbs and measuring 12 feet high. Darwin, MN has a festival in his
honor every summer. When Frank Stoeber of Cawker City, Kansas heard of the
giant ball, he set out to break the record. He constructed a twine ball that
was nearing the record. In the midst of his pursuit, Stoeber died, one foot
short of the record. The good people of Cawker City constructed a gazebo over
the giant sphere beside the main highway and continued to encourage visitors
and townspeople to make Mr. Stoeber's dream a reality by adding more twine to
the ball. "Foul ball," cried the fair-minded people of Darwin, MN.
Their ball was constructed by one man, not a group of people. The Darwinians
wanted the Cawker Citians' ball eliminated from the record books. Enter J.C.
Payne of Mountain Springs, Texas, who came up with a multi-colored plastic
string ball that was 13 feet, 2-1/2 inches tall. He sold it to Ripley's Believe
it or Not Museum in Branson, MO as the world's largest string ball. "Hold
on," shouted the Cawker City faithful. This ball was constructed of
plastic string, not twine, making it lighter by 5,000 lbs. "And he did not
do it all on his own," the Darwinians once again protested. As the
arguments went on, James Frank Kotera of Lake Nebagamon, Wisconsin was building
his own string ball from used bailing twine. He continues to add to the ball to
this day. At last report, he had eclipsed the old record by using over one ton
more twine and counting.
The question really begs being
asked: Who cares? It sounds like someone has spent a lot of time making a big
deal out of a pointless orb of string. That is exactly the same thing that can
happen to your business if you are not careful. In many industries, there are
nuances that resemble the big ball of string. They are complicated and many
times, pointless, to your customers. Getting lost in the intricacies of an
industry can be confusing and not worth the time it takes to figure it out for
most people standing on the outside of your trade circle. This is where
marketing has to step in and make the complicated understandable for the common
person.
There are a couple of causes of big
string complications in business. The first is trade rules and procedures. If a
business model has been built that has worked for a long time and something new
comes along to challenge that market, the old way of doing business can quickly
get in the way. A good example of this would be the telephone industry. There
was a time when everyone that had a phone had a landline. Along came the mobile
phone market and the phone industry's big ball of twine got in the way. The
phone industry is heavily regulated. Landline customers were assigned to one
local company who serviced a geographic region. The consumer had no choice in
the matter. A mobile phone had no geographic region. It was only limited by the
strength of the radio signal sent out by its cell towers. Suddenly the market
shifted. Consumer demand for mobile phones went up, as the demand for landlines
went down. The early marketing response from the phone companies was to try to
treat mobile phones like they were landlines, with limits on the number of
minutes you could use the phone and overage charges for exceeding your limit -
much like the old landline billing when you had limits on where you could call
(local and long-distance.) There were switching charges, roaming costs, taxes
and fees that made reading your phone bill like reading the bibliography of an
advanced nuclear science textbook. To further mix up matters, phone companies
were marketing a new plan nearly every month. The consumer was confused. Along
the way, Sprint came up with a very simple marketing strategy. They were the
first to offer unlimited minutes on their mobile phones for one price. It
worked. Did Sprint somehow magically make the telecommunications trade any less
complex? No, they just simplified the marketing message for the consumer. Any
time you can remove the complexity of your trade and simplify your offerings
for your customer, the better off you are. If you are in an industry that has
dozens of different prices for essentially the same thing (or so the customer
thinks), you are better off coming up with a single price and making your
marketing message straight to the point.
Another big string complexity that
confuses the marketplace is regulation by some outside source. If you are in an
industry that has its tangle of compliance, regulations, rules and procedures,
you may want to pay careful attention. High regulation has a way of choking off
sales, especially when the focus of your marketing becomes what you cannot do
for the customer instead of what you can do. What can you do to market your
business when you have to run every advertising claim through a gauntlet of
lawyers and compliance officers? If you are regulated to ensure that the
consumer is protected from a bad product, tout your high quality. For instance,
the USDA has regulations for the handling and processing of meat that is sold
in the market. From the slaughterhouse to the meat counter at my grocery store,
there are rules that must be followed to help eradicate spoilage and disease.
Frankly, I'm glad the regulation is there. You could take advantage of this
regulation by advertising your pristine record for selling meat in compliance
with the Food Safety and Inspection Service. It becomes a quality assurance for
the customer. Does the consumer need to see a compliance checklist? No, they
simply need to know that you have taken the steps to get the approval of the
oversight group. If you are in the financial services industry or the insurance
trade, your customers don't need to know all of the ins and outs of compliance
to regulations. They only need to know that their future (their investments or
their risks) are safely covered. This is the marketing message: compliance is a
safeguard to fraud, risky investments and ponzi schemes. If you have OSHA
compliance, brag about your safety record. If you have EPA hoops to jump
through, advertise your green practices. Does the consumer take time to read
the fine print that your lawyers write at the bottom of your ads? No, it is
part of the big ball of string. That is why it is at the bottom of the page and
not at the top! If you are smart about the way you market around compliance
issues, you can make a concise statement to the customer that completely sidesteps
the big ball of regulatory confusion and makes them feel better about you as a
company. Anytime you can focus your marketing message on quality instead of
price, you should do it.
Your marketing message needs to be
simple, not complex. Your customers will not give you the time of day if you
try to unravel your big ball of string for them in your marketing efforts.
Simplify, simplify, simplify… and if you have to mention the compliance ball,
do what the people of Darwin, MN do. They put on a festival each August and
call it Twine Ball Days.
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World's Largest Twine Ball, Roadside America.com http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2128
Sprint.com Company info http://www.sprint.com/companyinfo/history
Photo by Cihan Taskin