Did I ever tell you about the young Zode,
Who came to two signs at the fork in the road?
One said, "To Place One” and the other "Place Two”
So the Zode had to make up his mind what to do.
Well, the Zode scratched his head and his chin and his pants,
And he said to himself, "I’ll be taking a chance,
If I go to Place One now that may be hot,
So how will I know if I’ll like it or not?”
On the other hand though, I’d be sort of a fool,
If I go to Place Two and find it too cool,
On the other hand though, If Place One is too high,
I might get a terrible earache and die.
On the other hand though, what might happen to me,
Which way should I go? Oh! Please help me see!
If Place Two is too low, just everyone knows,
A person could get a strange pain in his toe!
On the other hand though, on the other hand though,
On the other hand, other hand, other hand though!
For thirty-six hours and one half
The Zode made starts and stops in the path.
Don’t take a chance, you might not be right!
Then he got an idea that was wonderfully bright.
"Play Safe,” cried the Zode, "I’ll play safe, I’m no dunce!
I’ll simply start out for both places at once!”
He started and stopped, he stopped and he started,
He would not choose, all his courage departed!
And that’s how the Zode, who would not take a stance
Got no place at all with a split in his pants!