After nine years and three billion miles, the New
Horizons Spacecraft has reached the outskirts of our solar system and taken
photos of Pluto, the farthest planet from our sun (although some have
downgraded Pluto from being an official "planet” to being a "dwarf planet”).
Among the findings is that tiny Pluto has five moons circling it. It also has
an icy surface and a lot of gas, particularly nitrogen and methane. But one of the
more interesting discoveries is a big heart shape on the side of Pluto. This
may redefine the meaning of the phrase "plutonic” love!
Now if you are really into correct spelling and
abhor the misuse of the English language, you will know that a non-sexual
affection for someone is actually called "platonic” love, but it is often
confused with the word "plutonic,” which is defined in geology as igneous rocks
that have heated up to the melting point and then slowly cooled down. I know a
few geologists who have plutonic love for rocks, but the rest of us are simply
making ourselves out to be linguistic idiots when we smile at a friend and
proclaim our relationship to be purely plutonic!
Words mean something. They are intended to help us
communicate with each other. You are reading this blog post and allowing me to
pass on information to you. However, so much information is pushed quickly in
business each day that the stopgap measures that makes sure proper grammar,
sentence structure and misspellings do not happen are pushed aside for the sake
of speed – and spell check/auto correct has made us all lazy slugs when it
comes to this. If your job includes writing for your company, make sure you are
taking the time to proofread everything before it is posted. Whenever possible,
this should be done by someone other than the person who wrote it.
One of biggest mistakes I see in business
communications is at the very basic level of grammar. Not knowing the proper
verb tense to write with a singular or plural noun (he jumps, we jump), the
mistaken use of apostrophes in personal pronouns (its, his, hers don’t need an
apostrophe to show possession), and the mix up of words that are homophones –
they sound the same, but are not spelled the same and have different meanings.
That would include the confusion with there,
their and they’re;
to, too and two; led – to be guided and lead – the metal; our and are; among others.
Why am I making such a big deal about this?
Everyone drops a preposition at the end of a sentence every now and then. Why
must we have these rules to live by! (Yes, I did it on purpose!) It is one thing if you are texting and your
thumbs are getting the best of you, but business communication is much
different, especially marketing communications. The words you use reflect
intelligence or ignorance. They are the measure by which you are judged. It is
the job of marketing to guard the reputation of the company brand. Poor
communication is heading in the wrong direction.
Every year I give a talk to college seniors about
landing a job. One of the things I stress are the words they use to communicate
on their resumés and cover letters. No one is perfect, but your resumé better
be. HR people are looking for a reason to eliminate you as they sift through
resumés, many times by the dozens, looking for a candidate who looks good on
paper. The same is very true of your corporate blog, your web site, brochures,
e-mails, press releases, etc. I look at marketing communications much like
getting that first job out of college. I have to impress the customer with the
words I use. One faulty sentence, one misspelled word, one grammatical miscue
and it can eliminate my product or service from consideration.
If you have warm feelings when you see the photos
of the big heart shape on the side of Pluto, make sure you don’t say something
really stupid to your friends. Better yet, when you are communicating on behalf
of your company, double check what you have written with someone who can give
it the critical eye before you send it out for thousands of eyes to see. The
reputation of your company is riding on your words.
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Photo courtesy of NASA